Save a tree, Burn a book

I can’t speak to you right now but if i could would would you say?

Well,

“Hello” that’s always a good starting point isn’t it, assuming you speak English that is. Which obviously you do since that’s the language you’ve asked in.

What was the question again? Oh yes, well I have two choices.

“Why aren’t you wearing any shoes. Or clothes.”

Or

“Hug?”

But they are mutually exclusive.

Ask me anything, i’ll like you for it. Probably.

Where did you go to school? How long did you study photography? Do you like kitties?

School? i went to a number of boarding schools, at least one of which i didn’t burn down. Then i did my degree and doctorate at the Royal Military College of Science.

I’ve never studied photography, just learned it myself (badly).

Kitties for the win! although mine got catnapped :( Now i just have evil dogs that want walking constantly. I’ll get a kitty again one day, Mitze Moo your spirit will rise again!

Ask me anything, i’ll like you for it. Probably.

What’s your guilty pleasure?

Watching terrible terrible trashy horror/B movies.

I love them. Especially when curled up on the sofa with a beer or two.

Ask me anything

Is this ask me anything like a magic 8 ball?

I shook the Internet where this resides and part of it broke off in my hand and this blue liquid leaked out. Is that bad? I think I got some in my mouth.

I then coughed up this soggy bit of paper and it says “ask again later” on it.

Does that answer your question?

Ask me anything