Yeah uh this is most definitly awkward but it seems my friend change his number or something most of occured somehow i got your number even though i’m not entirely sure how i got your number in the first place i cannot apologize enough for this mix up and the calls + the text messages just in case i do you know you and you know a wesley ***** then i guess i do know you which would make this even more awkward once again i cannot apologize enough for this mix up and just wow i’m so sorry for sending you that pic of my vomit but i thought you were my friend zack *** and he would believe me when i told him that i was sick and i wanted to send him proof that i was as proof that me and him do exist i’m on facebook and he’s on myspace our usernames are our full names peace out

I DON’T KNOW I JUST GOT THIS NOVEL OF BULLSHIT ON MY PHONE AT 4AM. (via bliccy)

Just what you need, to be reassured real people are sending real pics of their real vomit. Or is that what people do instead of chat up lines now?