I’m calling it “Road to ruin” because Clare and I didn’t look at all dodgy buying buckets and spades to make this completely devoid of children. Oh and a load of Japanese tourists insisted on taking their photos with it. Should have charged them. Bastards.

I’m calling it “Road to ruin” because Clare and I didn’t look at all dodgy buying buckets and spades to make this completely devoid of children.

Oh and a load of Japanese tourists insisted on taking their photos with it.

Should have charged them.

Bastards.