What’s it like to be in a relationship with a terrorist of international reknown? Are ya not a bit worried that Jack Bauer will come looking for him?

crazycolours:

So far, it’s not too bad. It’s always been a fantasy of mine - now the balaclava he wears during sex has some authenticity at least. Feel less silly.

Ask me anything

Balaclava? I think you’ll find thats just @pauljchambers’ exquisitely crafted beard. I cannot believe you didn’t notice.