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mr.seven:
I'm worried think I may have caught something from that fit guy I told you about
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me:
what fit guy?
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mr.seven:
you know, that guy with the huge dong
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me:
Miles?
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mr.seven:
no inches
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me:
What did you catch?
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mr.seven:
initial symptoms suggest herpes with a dash of AIDS
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me:
haha
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mr.seven:
why do you laugh at my pain? anyway, enough about me, how's your sex life?
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me:
It's grand, can't complain.... although now I'm worrying you've given me AIDS
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mr.seven:
we had a good night though, apart from that bit where you laughed at my penis
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**This is exactly why you don't leave your pc unlocked at work...**