Save a tree, Burn a book

Firstly Clare works as an MRI radiographer and scans people from all walks of life.

Yesterday, she had to scan a prisoner being escorted by a number of policemen.

The man was brought in and put in a curtained cubicle waiting for his MRI safety questionnaire to make sure he didn’t have an metal embedded in his body etc.

Clare entered the cubicle to carry out his questionnaire. When he saw her the colour drained from his face and he looked terrified. Clare completed the questionnaire with him thinking this was slightly odd. She left to file the paperwork and set up the scanner.

Next thing she knows, they all bundled out of the cubicle past her with her boss then shouting “they’ve bloody legged it.”

Clares response? “But he’s only got one leg!”

Clare then went to reception to find out what happened and they told her he was in some form of witness protection and that he had seen someone in the hospital that had compromised his anonymity/identity…

So all I can conclude from this is that Clare in fact works for the Mafia. And that I’m not really fond of my kneecaps.