Today’s plan
mr-7:
Get up.
Survive.
Go to bed.
It’s much the same as every other day. I’m also stuck on 1.
I once had to fill out a self-evaluation at work that included the question, “What are your long-term goals?”
My response was, “I don’t set long-term goals, only daily goals. My goal today is the same as every day: Make it back to bed without killing myself.”
When my boss read it, she said, “That isn’t very funny.” I said, “It wasn’t intended to be.”
We had a somewhat strained relationship after that.
i’ve just had to fill in a staff appraisal form. It was so very, very hard not to fill in the section where you say where you want to be in 5 years with: “Getting early parole from prison because i murdered 60% of my team using a shoe. And enjoyed it.”
Sigh.
2 years ago
