crazycolours: mr-7: I can’t help but think both of these “tips” add a real element of class to your home. Hmm…. Tell me…. is this magazine in your home?  Because if it is, Mr Pot, you’re gonna have to stop calling the kettle names. Erm maybe, i bought it for all those quality articles like “My sisters cat ate Jeremy Kyles mobile phone and forced him to murder a barn owl with a ladies shoe.” I’ll get my coat and burn the place down. I don’t deserve to live here do i?

crazycolours:

mr-7:

I can’t help but think both of these “tips” add a real element of class to your home.

Hmm…. Tell me…. is this magazine in your home?  Because if it is, Mr Pot, you’re gonna have to stop calling the kettle names.

Erm maybe, i bought it for all those quality articles like “My sisters cat ate Jeremy Kyles mobile phone and forced him to murder a barn owl with a ladies shoe.”

I’ll get my coat and burn the place down. I don’t deserve to live here do i?