Weird conjoined mallard ornament anyone? (Taken with instagram)

Weird conjoined mallard ornament anyone? (Taken with instagram)

Cake win! (Taken with instagram)

Cake win! (Taken with instagram)

Goodbye old friend. Thanks for all the advice. :( (Taken with instagram)

Goodbye old friend. Thanks for all the advice. :( (Taken with instagram)

Can’t decide if this hat says “I sell pork pies” or not.  (Taken with instagram)

Can’t decide if this hat says “I sell pork pies” or not. (Taken with instagram)

Thought she was suspiciously quiet. Also no idea where she foraged a carrot from.  (Taken with instagram)

Thought she was suspiciously quiet. Also no idea where she foraged a carrot from. (Taken with instagram)

Watching my mother do the washing up… Next to the dog… Hygiene Win! :/ (Taken with instagram)

Watching my mother do the washing up… Next to the dog… Hygiene Win! :/ (Taken with instagram)

Coworker sexy awesomeness. Control yourself ladies.  (Taken with instagram)

Coworker sexy awesomeness. Control yourself ladies. (Taken with instagram)

And this is why I don’t let @pinkdonkey grow things normally.  (Taken with instagram)

And this is why I don’t let @pinkdonkey grow things normally. (Taken with instagram)

80s Throwback meal win! (Taken with instagram)

80s Throwback meal win! (Taken with instagram)

Erm what? (Taken with instagram)

Erm what? (Taken with instagram)

Out of tea. A fact guaranteed to make me stabby.  (Taken with instagram)

Out of tea. A fact guaranteed to make me stabby. (Taken with instagram)

I call it “Dog riding a rocket - telephone doodle edition” (Taken with instagram)

I call it “Dog riding a rocket - telephone doodle edition” (Taken with instagram)

Expensive dog bed… Unrelated. Dogs make terrible chiropractors.  (Taken with instagram)

Expensive dog bed… Unrelated. Dogs make terrible chiropractors. (Taken with instagram)

Found these in the spare room cupboard. Oops. (Taken with instagram)

Found these in the spare room cupboard. Oops. (Taken with instagram)

Good old pub toilet graffiti.  (Taken with instagram)

Good old pub toilet graffiti. (Taken with instagram)