When @pinkdonkey tried the pirate look (seconds before a parrot pooped both on my face and my phone) (Taken with instagram)

When @pinkdonkey tried the pirate look (seconds before a parrot pooped both on my face and my phone) (Taken with instagram)

Birdhawk (Taken with instagram)

Birdhawk (Taken with instagram)

Government Win! (Taken with instagram)

Government Win! (Taken with instagram)

Uncovered this badass wallpaper. #hideous (Taken with instagram)

Uncovered this badass wallpaper. #hideous (Taken with instagram)

Does anyone else find these slightly dodgy? (Taken with instagram)

Does anyone else find these slightly dodgy? (Taken with instagram)

The watcher (Taken with instagram)

The watcher (Taken with instagram)

This is the only place my dog ever looks happy… (Taken with instagram)

This is the only place my dog ever looks happy… (Taken with instagram)

Excellent my shipment of evil dogs has arrived (Taken with instagram)

Excellent my shipment of evil dogs has arrived (Taken with instagram)

Good old serious cat. Questioning your very existence every time you look at the calendar in October.   (Taken with instagram)

Good old serious cat. Questioning your very existence every time you look at the calendar in October. (Taken with instagram)

This cornetto looks suspicious.  (Taken with instagram)

This cornetto looks suspicious. (Taken with instagram)

Weird conjoined mallard ornament anyone? (Taken with instagram)

Weird conjoined mallard ornament anyone? (Taken with instagram)

Cake win! (Taken with instagram)

Cake win! (Taken with instagram)

Goodbye old friend. Thanks for all the advice. :( (Taken with instagram)

Goodbye old friend. Thanks for all the advice. :( (Taken with instagram)

Can’t decide if this hat says “I sell pork pies” or not.  (Taken with instagram)

Can’t decide if this hat says “I sell pork pies” or not. (Taken with instagram)