February 2010
39 posts
No amount of calamari is ever enough for my lunch
Sigh…
Feb 28th
atsirhc asked: I LOVE YOU FACE.

signed,
Anonymous
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
Feb 26th
11 notes
My God I looked at tumblr for more than 5 seconds...
I know I’m surprised the sky is still there too. Well I mean I assume it is, it is dark after all. If it’s not there in the morning then er sorry. (You guys are great, sorry I’m rubbish)
Feb 26th
Feb 25th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21) →
The Kooks (13) Editors (13) Kasabian (12) Kings of Leon (12) Passion Pit (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Feb 25th
Feb 24th
Shhh dont tell anyone
I’m tumblring whilst i’m meant to be on a trial…
Feb 24th
2 tags
Feb 23rd
Feb 22nd
I'm in PDX!
Unfortunately the UK one and not the Oregon one. Sigh.
Feb 22nd
Feb 21st
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
WatchWatch
Seventh Enclave
Feb 19th
Feb 18th
9 notes
Feb 18th
4 tags
Feb 17th
Ok so who wants a shovel in the face?
Feb 16th
“Come on, let’s get the hell out of here before the owner gets back.”
– My dad after scattered my great aunts ashes, apparently illegally. Awesome.
Feb 12th
This hotel is going to love me
I appear to have haemorrhaged over the duvet and pillows. That or I’ve been doing the sleep murder thing again. Sigh.
Feb 12th
2 tags
Feb 11th
Feb 11th
Sometimes, goats mean trouble.
Feb 11th
I've now run out of tape. But not hostages.
Time for another cake break I feel.
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
So I forgot to buy lunch on the way in this...
All I have to eat is a cake I bought yesterday. CAKE for lunch. Well I say lunch it’s only 10am. CAKE for brunch! At least I’ll die fat.
Feb 10th
9 notes
I've reached a new high/low
I offended someone because THEIR dog was looking AT ME! Ok so I followed that by drop kicking it into the hotel lobby fire. (joking, it was more of a shove). Some people… Geez
Feb 9th
3 tags
Today I have mostly spent painting, wood working...
All whilst outdoors in a howling gale/blizzard. Does anyone want to swap jobs. As a bonus you get to stay at this hotel staffed by utter retards.
Feb 8th
Feb 7th
Feb 7th
I find my current and sudden lack of shoes quite...
Mainly because I’m the only sober person in the pub.
Feb 4th
1 tag
Feb 4th
“Spemyjong”
– My iPhones choice of autocorrect for the word “something”. Why did I get the retarded one.
Feb 3rd
5 notes
Thank you manflu
Can I have my hearing back now? Because unintentionally shouting is apparently frowned upon.
Feb 3rd
One day I'll run a bath and actually get in it...
That day is not today…
Feb 2nd
“Expect nothing, take everything.”
– Me to two different people because I couldn’t be bothered to think up personalised advice for them.
Feb 1st
Feb 1st