January 2010
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I need to start, like, playing/winning the...
(via aimee-b-loved)
I think this should be a goal for everyone for 2010.
I hate being ill
I make a terrible patient.
Clare is soooooo lucky…
Sometimes I hate my job
I'm slightly concerned that I either get described...
Do I come across as a weapons dealing serial killer that badly?
Unrelated: does anyone want some missiles?
And that's Numberwang
Bad things to do when drunk #573
Steal you mothers dogs because they are outside and barking and want to lay in front of your fire.
And not tell her so she’s outside for half an hour looking for them.
:/
Mr-7 I think someone is using your Gmail account...
mr.seven: I'm worried think I may have caught something from that fit guy I told you about
me: what fit guy?
mr.seven: you know, that guy with the huge dong
me: Miles?
mr.seven: no inches
me: What did you catch?
mr.seven: initial symptoms suggest herpes with a dash of AIDS
me: haha
mr.seven: why do you laugh at my pain? anyway, enough about me, how's your sex life?
me: It's grand, can't complain.... although now I'm worrying you've given me AIDS
mr.seven: we had a good night though, apart from that bit where you laughed at my penis
**This is exactly why you don't leave your pc unlocked at work...**
Note to self, don't leave googlechat logged in and...
Because your coworker will send things like this to all your online contacts:
11:57 AM me: I’m worried
11:58 AM think I may have caught something from that fit guy I told you about
I dunno, the whole internet gets to go to SF, I...
I’m doing this wrong aren’t I.
(Hope you all have loads of fun)
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make...
pocketcontents:
davislove:
What?
try apples. horses like apples.
Or carrots or cocaine…
Lazy tweet. VM Fusion or Parallels for my bootcamp...
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Chinatown wars for iPhone?
Do the gods not wish me to get anything done this week?
Wheeee
A man has just come into the bar and bought a...
Because the tap water here is so terrible.
I worry about the people of Lincolnshire.
Not sure i like this working late malarkey
Just sayin
Just once i'd like to make it to Grimsby without...
Or chased by a helicopter gunship.
I’m not fussy.
Soooo much to do today
xntrek:
mr-7:
Of all the new years resolutions i could have made why did i pick “Must not use a hammer to crush problems”?
I’m not sure court ordered resolutions count as your own … though … I suppose it still counts … never mind.
No the court order was about not using a speargun to stop the bus, mainly because i don’t take the bus and they found it a little odd, oh and someone lost...
Soooo much to do today
Of all the new years resolutions i could have made why did i pick “Must not use a hammer to crush problems”?
Why why did i get into work soooo early
Where’s my comfort duck? HUH!?!
Secret Tumblr Message
I really miss you.
Overheard two glamour models talking at autosport...
What exactly is it that makes you 20% that??
At the Met Police Training Centre
It reminds me of school and not in a good way.
I've decided my coworker is a cross between Todd...
He’s booked our hotel in place called Thong.
high five
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Why is it you can use your own email address to...
But you still cant use it for Google Talk even though it says you can…
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Accidentally using the word "apparently" in a post...
Tumblr app then crashing whenever you try to edit it. Infuriating.
iPhone autocorrecting “tumblr” to “rumble” everytime you type it in a follow up post. Typical.
Pro tip: when your hotel is boiling and it's...
Apparently.
It's snowing! Getting trapped in a pub tomorrow...
Oh no wait, I can’t drink.
Shit.
Great, the knobs come off the radiator in my hotel...
Ordinarily this would be fine, except it’s hotter than hades in here. And I can’t open the window…
January is a particularly hellish month at work.
I don’t want to go back to it.
Waaaaaaa.
If they could just make the Dexter title sequence...
I could just about squeeze making actual bacon and eggs in…
I’m hungry now.
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Wow Deb you went an entire scene without swearing.
What’s wrong with this series?
Oh no it’s ok she’s back to herself again.
(Shhh I’m behind but it’s not like seasons 4 is out here until feb/mar sigh…