September 2009
119 posts
When your loved one asks you to do the dishes...
“I’m just going to wash my eyebrows”
– @pinkdonkey, I think now i’ve heard the best excuse for avoiding things ever…
Is at the vet with the rabbit
Because I don’t want to have to shoot two animals in two days.
Sigh. Let’s hope they have some nice medicine.
:(
It concerns me that i've been left in charge of...
But i don’t have a company phone and i’m not on the Orange network.
Dealing with them is like calling up a premium rate number but without the sordid sexy filth talk. Mostly.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
immediate (20)
Corner Stone Cues (16)
Muse (12)
Pendulum (3)
Daft Punk (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Argh I've done it again. Woke up. Thought ah yes a...
Everytime..
I've just been touched up by a man in the pub....
Primarily because I’m normally too drunk to remember Mondays and therefore this could happen frequently.
Why don’t I have a rape horn?
Staying in a pub and not drinking alcohol.
This is not a much fun as it sounds. Which is to say not at all.
I have now been reduced to being the company...
I think my telephone manner needs improving.
Screaming “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” down the phone seems to make people hang up. Or Giggle.
I’m just going to sit in the corner and rock gently back and forth until it rings again….
Another day in work
I feel its really worth the 2.5 hour commute or cummute as my phone likes to write.
Monday you are a cruel mistress, although possibly not as cruel as Windows Server 2003 that i now seem to be fixing….. oh for some IT training. And a hammer.
Is halfway through the weekend and I've not...
I consider this a small victory.
Now then, where’s that powerdrill.
I retract my previous post.
It’s like a swineflu social club. And I’m not a member.
Yeah old people with your coughing and spluttering you stay on the far side of the room. I’m fine over here whilst you give me evils.
Is there a British national dress for old people?
It’s like I’ve walked into a cloning lab.
Is off to the Doctor for yet another probable misdiagnosis.
Sigh
Hibernating at your uncle's house which is...
bliccy:
I hope to be back in some form or another soon. I miss you guys.
Well as long as it’s solid and not liquid or gaseous. (I think I speak for everyone when i say we all miss you too.)
Fridays Doctors appointment cannot come soon...
In other news, I have chocolate cookies.
Have updated the escape from work plan to include...
Wish me luck.
shoesonwrong:
Laughing With — Regina Spektor
I...
Is currently waiting for his breakfast
To cool down. The eggs actually boiling itself on the plate.
Love hotels….
Link →
Isn't going home today as originally planned.
Not happy.
Somewhere in the world a kitten will die.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... I have to go to WORK today?
jaydensmommie:
WTF
Crushing, isn’t it?
Mixing epoxy resin in a poorly ventilated room:
Gives a slight high followed by a crushing headache.
Also doesn’t come out of your trousers if you spill it.
Bugger.
“Do you not think it’s odd that none of the guys she’s met off that...”
– Overheard conversation this morning.
Does anyone else fancy kicking the crap out of a ch...
Or is it just me?
I reckon I could take down two or three before they swamp me and I need backup.
So er Milton Keynes shopping centre in 20 minutes?
Who’s with me?
Today's cunning work escape plan features no...
A world first I feel.
Seriously. At what point did it become difficult...
Sandwich contains half the EU stockpile of cheese (no tomato).
Jacket potato isn’t cooked.
I’m not paying for this cack.
Maybe I should order something less adventurous next time. Like bread and water.
