Save a tree, Burn a book: Archive

Aug 31st

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Accounting was invented by the Devil.

That is all I have managed to discern from it today. :(

Aug 31st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-30) →

Labelle & Laura Nyro (9) Passion Pit (3) La Roux (1) The Chemical Brothers (1) Justice (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Aug 31st

Aug 30th

FYI

If there is some kind of cataclysmic earthquake or explosion or raining of dogs, frogs and cats in the area surrounding the shire then I’m sorry. I’m about to try and get up and unfortunately this sort of thing usually happens just to tell me to stay in bed. Also if anyone can identify the dead unicorn in my garden that’d be grand.

Aug 30th

I think 13 hours of drinking nay have damaged all...

I can’t move. Yet the room is. I stopped drinking 5 hours ago so I can only presume this is bad.

Aug 30th

My best man appears to have become a hipster.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Aug 29th

Party. Firearms. Avoiding rain. Friends. Alcohol....

Assemble into sentance as required.

Aug 29th

Aug 28th

Ok the next person to ram a trolley into my legs...

Although my phone chose the word cock instead. Hmm.

Aug 28th

Stood in the middle of a pre-weekend chaotic...

I think this is a new all time low.

Aug 28th

There's a program about bonobos on TV right now.

aimee-b-loved: This is no time for sleep. About what what?

Aug 28th

Puppies

You give them your love, look after them, feed them, walk them, house train them and think that they rock. But then they find out you’re having an engagement party at the weekend and decide the best course of action is to poop all around the house just AFTER you’ve cleaned all the carpets. Related: Does anyone want a puppy. It’s house trained….

Aug 28th

Aug 27th

OMFG I'VE JUST RECEIVED THE PRINTED PROOFS OF MY...

sniffyjenkins: Unfollow as necessary. Awesome :)

Aug 27th

Is quite incredibly grumpy this morning.

Yes, incur my wrath at your peril. kthxbai.

Aug 27th

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Aug 26th

Can I start today over?

I’ve got a budget of £5 for the time machine. Get cracking.

Aug 26th

Dogs = Stupid →

Aug 26th

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Yes I'm bored →

And uploading rubbish videos off my phone.

Aug 26th

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Aug 26th

I thought I wanted bangs. At 5 AM I thought I...

(via srslainey) Yeah that does suddenly make more sense when you swap the words… mind out of gutter mind out of gutter mind out of gutter

Aug 26th

When they come for me, the stated reason will be...

(via atsween) They got me for this last week. I might have cried a little. Still it was better than the truth.

Aug 26th

Aug 25th

4 notes

Would like to know

Why it is Tumblr won’t let me have a _ in my name. And then Twitter won’t let me have a - in my name. This doesn’t make my existence very seamless and i find that annoying. Time to change my username? (Entirely)

Aug 25th

Someone who shall remain nameless may have...

Stop looking at me you damn mirror! Smash Now someone needs to clean up all this broken glass as well. Sigh

Aug 25th

I'm not sure

But serenading your dog with a bed time song isn’t the best start is it?

Aug 24th

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