July 2009
43 posts
Getting older sucks
squibble:
Today I forgot my work laptop at home. And then while going to get it, I got burrito juice on my pants. NOT A EUPHEMISM
I hear memory and motor skills are the first to go.
FML
but they are the only skills i have left! should i just give up now?
also. happy birthday :)
“Steve, Stop fingering my box”
– Myself this morning, A line i shall probably never get the chance to repeat in this lifetime…
“Don’t you hate when you wake up with someone in your bed and you...”
Cruel world
1) Who for the love of god decides to try making toast (and failing) at 5.30am in a hotel/b&b?
2) What kind of interior designer puts the fire alarm 3 ft from my head so that when it goes off and I’m hungover I wake up thinking it’s the coming of the apocalypse? And I’m late.
3) Why didn’t I put more clothing on before evacuating. Because standing at the roadside in...
How in the h-e double hockey sticks do you copy...
saidme:
Is anyone willing to share with little, ol’ me?
yes please do tell id like to know tooo.
Twitter, Tumblr and @bliccy
bliccy:
mr-7:
I have spent a significant period of time harrassing and following some truely lovely people on twitter (and then tumblr as it becomes more of my guilty pleasure) there are many of you really there are.
I know that a lot of people make a great deal of assumptions about others based on their tweets or tumblr postings etc, often filling in the blanks with their own ideas then...
Twitter, Tumblr and @bliccy
I have spent a significant period of time harrassing and following some truely lovely people on twitter (and then tumblr as it becomes more of my guilty pleasure) there are many of you really there are.
I know that a lot of people make a great deal of assumptions about others based on their tweets or tumblr postings etc, often filling in the blanks with their own ideas then getting hacked off...
“We use only the very best horsemeat to make ‘Fuck it, it’s just a...”
– Frankie Boyle
WatchThings Destroyed In Summers Past (via Google Video)
Poorly edited by me. (You might want to skip to a minute in, i had a habit of doing overly long intro credits)
Disclaimer *Animals were already dead*…………..
“Mediocrity, It takes half the time and most people won’t notice the...”
– Unofficial company motto
UGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
yayaa:
This is bothering me big time. In real life YOU WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE!
DON’T EVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING ON TUMBLR/TWITTER.
I would never sit here and say that other’s people’s Tumblrs from this circle are full of crap. If their postings don’t attract me I just don’t follow.
I don’t go on to insult them.
WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED...
Sumshine?
sniffyjenkins:
No, I don’t know what it is either, though I believe I’ve heard some call it ‘sunsheen’. Or was it ‘senshine’. Maybe ‘shunshine’. Can’t remember. Anyway, whatever it is, it’s warm and bright suddenly outside.
Who’d have thought it. Real sunsheeine in the UK in July.
No Really, you must be mistaken. Its just rain fueled misery that i’m sticking to calling “the grey...
Dear Tumblr
Thanks, your iPhone app allows me to take my OCD to new levels.
Edit Post
Spend ten minutes inserting paragraph tags
Rinse, repeat
I have to remind myself:
bliccy:
That skinny, gorgeous girls are single, too. And they can be just as sad.
There’s a lot more to my alienation than my messy face and porky body.
Apparently a 105 temperature incites emo vomit.
Sauna for the soul!
Well then I think it’s important to note a couple of key points.
1. You are also gorgeous as backed up by the load of photomographic evidence kept here in...
Phrase of the day as taught to me by northerners
Describing my somewhat (ok incredibly) lazy coworker.
“She wouldn’t shite if it wasn’t downhill.”
They’re all class. I love them.
Failed hangover cure 54:
Sitting on a beanbag whilst a jack russell and a border collie fight. On top of you.
bliccy:
One of my best imaginary friends just IM’d me to let me know that if you Google “bliccy” the second picture is of my boobs.
The Internet never forgets, guys.
This explains googles current lack of responsiveness. I think I need to go and have a sit down for a short while. In hell.
Reason 37 for a spoilt dog walk
Coming across a couple shagging less than 20 yards from the footpath. And they’re both ugly.
New TRON??? →
peachcherub:
Holy electric nerdgasms!
I had no idea this was even happening. When I first realized, I was skeptical. I mean, it’s a sequal to a classic…how can it compare?
But, just click through and look at that trailer. Warning: you might need to change your underwear afterwards.
I just hope the content of the movie ends up being as good as the visuals.
Awesomeness
Would like to publically apologise for last nights epic mix up. You know who you are and I’m still really sorry!
