December 2009
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
immediate (6)
Digitalism (5)
Corner Stone Cues (4)
Lucie Silvas (3)
Passion Pit (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Christmas TV
It’s worse than daytime TV.
And that’s saying something.
Sigh.
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I now own a scarf.
Coat and scarf weather FTW!
(I may be getting old.)
So it's Christmas, now all I have to do is...
And find somewhere to hide the bodies…
Car journey with my dad
Conversation mainly consists of us taking turns to say “what” and “pardon” with no real topic or substance.
Hurrah for deafness!
“Erm I’m just trying to decided which cocktail shaker I want.”
– Random shopper to a sales assistant in town tonight. Aren’t first world problems just terrifying?
Love is an exploding feeling?
No, that’s terrorism.
Well we've done the Christmas food shop so now I...
Well, except for my ECG tomorrow, getting some coal so we don’t freeze and walking the dogs so they don’t drive us insane.
I’ve not really planned this well have I?
It’s ok though. I have chocolate. A lot of chocolate. :)
“Whiff whiff whiiiiiff whiff”
– My mother, bemoaning my dad, their horses, my wedding and our dog. Great.
It's nearly christmas and I've lost the ability to...
Except for this message obviously. Hmm.
I really wish insomnia would stop coming around.
I wouldn’t mind so much but it’s always eating the cakes.
Wow. Party at the pub...
Unfortunately it’s under my room and I’ve been up since 5am…
I’m not getting any sleep tonight am I?
I'm not really looking forward to this 3 hour,...
Also why does my phone still correct commute to cummute? And why does that still make me snigger…
The Disney store is out of Christmas donkeys... I...
Things that annoy me about Facebook #47
People that insist on giving 300 updates a day on what their new baby is doing.
Does anyone really care that your baby has just had it’s breakfast? Or that it has been asleep for 10 minutes. Or that they’ve spilled some food down their front.
It’s not like you’re the first person to have a baby is it?
I should probably let the dog out.
Why aren’t they smart enough to use door handles or keys or the dishwasher?
No, I don't want your sickly child sat next to me.
Oh God it’s started coughing, on me!
Why is it that upon having the first bit of snow...
That’s just tempted fate into making me having an accident now hasn’t it?
Why did I wrap up snuggly in my bed before...
Also why does my phone insist on autocorrecting to American spelling…
Those zzzs offend me and now I don’t know where the apostrophe is meant to go in zzzs.
Shut up. Can someone just put the cover over my cage already. No phone, not cafe. Why would I put a cover over my cafe, I don’t even have a cafe.
:/
And sleep.
Pro tip: If you wear glasses it is probably...
I’ve just tripped over my laptop power cable. Twice. In ten seconds.
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formspring.me
I can’t speak to you right now but if i could would would you say?
Well,
“Hello” that’s always a good starting point isn’t it, assuming you speak English that is. Which obviously you do since that’s the language you’ve asked in.
What was the question again? Oh yes, well I have two choices.
“Why aren’t you wearing any...
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Erm yeah it's icy out
I nearly smeared my car across the side of a bus this morning.
Then got slow clapped by the horde of school children on board.
Bastards.
Erm yeah. That last post. I totally don't remember...
:/
Yay meds!
:/
I can distinctly hear bees swarming and I can...
It’s too cold for bees.
Nothings on fire.
This medication may be making me crazy.
It's GOT to get better... right?
(via tiffanyjmoore) it will. probably.
Pro tip: before having a bath at a hotel, check...
Then you don’t have to drip dry over a radiator. In the bar.
Feed a fever, starve a cold?
dulltrev:
Or is it “feed a cold, starve a fever”?
Or is it “screw you, I’m ill and I’m going to eat what I damn well want”?
Might I suggest beer a fever, spirit a cold?
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“I hope a giraffe bites your testicles off.”
– my son, XBOX LIVE taunting (via kaffeineme)
GUESS WHO’S USING THIS FROM NOW ON.
(via hammerito)
“What the bloody hell are you doing in here? oh we asked you to come in,...”
– My greeting at work this morning. Yay me.
peachcherub:
Grant High Royal Blues Chamber...
“She’s either a really ugly woman or a really beautiful seahorse.”
– Frankie Boyle, talking about Sarah Jessica Parker