Save a tree, Burn a book: Archive

Earlier this evening...

I actually think my coworker made their own phone ring whilst i was stood next to them at the hotel bar just so they could go outside and not have to have me ignore them. I consider this a victory.

Nov 30th

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Well I've been bestowed the hotels smoking room.

I envisaged it being old worldly charming with red velvet, bookshelves, stuffed animal heads and an intense atmosphere. Instead it’s a dingy pit with possibly the most hideous carpet ever. Makes me want to take up smoking. Or murder. I’m undecided.

Nov 30th

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These new Meds are full of awesome

Unfortunately, my body doesn’t appear to like being full of awesome. Bugger.

Nov 30th

I've been in work two minutes and already I have...

Oh no I mean spiders don’t i? No wait, yes humanity. Hmm maybe spidermanity, there’s less of them right and bug spray still works?

Nov 30th

Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

Today's 4am app purchase bargain...

Business card reader. It’s saved me all of 5 minutes scanning in the 7 business cards I had at home. Awesome. My life is over isn’t it?

Nov 29th

It's 3.53am on a Saturday

I can’t sleep. I have a hangover. I’m stuck in a hotel. I’m terminally bored. I’m surfing the iphone app store for apps I don’t really want or need. Life doesn’t get any better than this does it? Update: now tumblr is down too. Great.

Nov 28th

Things not to do when "Beered up" #23

Attempt to transfer your dads contacts between two massively arcane phones. Well he didn’t like ringing people anyway. Did he? Oops.

Nov 26th

Hello beer, old friend.

Goodbye honour. Goodbye gratitude. Goodbye decency.

Nov 26th

Apparently the sign that says "Alcohol hand rub...

And I’m only finding this out now… (They don’t like it.) ((It doesn’t work as hair gel)) (((I may be really really bored)))

Nov 26th

What's on my mind?

What? Facebook charges for psychiatric assessments now? By the way your rorschach test looks like a man being stabbed with the face of a goat wielded by a midget dressed as a clown whose hair is also on fire. I’m doing this wrong, aren’t I?

Nov 25th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22) →

Champion (22) Lily Allen (7) Does It Offend You, Yeah? (5) Corner Stone Cues (4) Justice (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Nov 24th

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Watch

Isn’t she just adorable? (No I was near her holy breadstick) Also sorry for the poor quality. (and wrong orientation)

Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

Nov 22nd

Wine. It is bad.

But also good. Except when it is bad. Which is to say different to when it is good. My head hurts.

Nov 21st

Drinking when you've got flu and a migraine seems...

No? Well I’m not listening to you sir. Not listening at all. Ohh wine. Hello.

Nov 21st

Nov 20th

Yesterday contained a metric fuckton of shit.

Let’s hope today goes better: I get to go home. I get to see the one I love. I have next week off. I get to play Assassins Creed 2. Promising eh? Now all I need is to survive this migraine and not murder anyone between now and 4pm. I’m shit out of luck aren’t it?

Nov 20th

Heart Palpitations.

Not good. Still, at least I’m miles from anywhere, and have no transport. Oh no, wait that’s bad isn’t it.

Nov 18th

I can hear old people having sex. I think it's...

Just less fun.

Nov 18th

Secret Tumblr Message #18

I broke into your house and borrowed a pair of shoes and your hairpiece last night. I kind of got sick on the shoes and decided the hairpiece looked better on a cat i found. Sorry. Related, if anyone sees a cat with a mullet i er know nothing about it.

Nov 18th

I thought it was unfortunate having to stay here.

But now i realise that 4 people and 1 bathroom, makes it FAR more unfortunate for them.

Nov 18th

I've just been subjected to watching my company...

I feel violated. I’ll be in the bathroom pouring bleach in my eyes.

Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

Things i did last night because of boredom

I’m staying in such a hellish fun place. 1. Created several facebook lists to pointlessly divide people up - 30 minutes. 2. Updated peoples birthdays, contact details and pictures on my phone -60 minutes. 3. Trying to escape the quicksand pit worlds softest bed - 10 minutes. 4. Falling down the stairs - 3 seconds. 5. Getting back up the stairs - 20 minutes. 6. Fixing the router - 5...

Nov 18th