October 2009
191 posts
Things that could only happen to my fiancé #347
Firstly Clare works as an MRI radiographer and scans people from all walks of life.
Yesterday, she had to scan a prisoner being escorted by a number of policemen.
The man was brought in and put in a curtained cubicle waiting for his MRI safety questionnaire to make sure he didn’t have an metal embedded in his body etc.
Clare entered the cubicle to carry out his questionnaire. When he...
“Halloween. The agoraphobic paedofiles favourite holiday of the year.”
– Frankie Boyle, who we are going to see next year. Awesome. In other news I should really learn to spell long words.
Today's plan
hurtling:
mr-7:
Get up.
Survive.
Go to bed.
It’s much the same as every other day. I’m also stuck on 1.
I once had to fill out a self-evaluation at work that included the question, “What are your long-term goals?”
My response was, “I don’t set long-term goals, only daily goals. My goal today is the same as every day: Make it back to bed without killing myself.”
When my boss...
Today's plan
Get up.
Survive.
Go to bed.
It’s much the same as every other day. I’m also stuck on 1.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Alabama 3 (50)
Tina Dico (36)
Amon Tobin (24)
The Saturdays (14)
The Veronicas (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Don't you hate it when you wake up next to someone...
Because it really is starting to bother me.
I need a new hotel.
You know what helps when running a bath?
Putting the plug in.
Yeah that.
Good lord, do I have a thing for ears.
luckyshirt:
That is all.
Are you in fact related to my puppy?
Tina Dico straight into Metallica, my iTunes...
4 tags
3 tags
Dear people waiting in line at the burger van
Yes, it is raining.
Yes, I have the windows down.
Yes, I have classical music playing as loud as my car will cope with.
Yes, I’m sat waiting to leave the car park.
Deal with it and stop with the looks of disgust.
Philistines.
Dedicating 10 minutes to sorting out my faulty...
bliccy:
mr-7:
Royal Blues, I’m looking at you.
My bad.
(Melissa - I sent him a file of “O Nata Lux” from some cathedral, and remember that logo I designed for the jackets and cd? Yeah…it sort of replaced all of the other artwork on Miles’ iPod. AHAHAHAHAAAAA. I mean. My bad. Again. Double my bad.)
It wasn’t all the art work just strangely the following: Zero 7, Queens of the Stone...
Dedicating 10 minutes to sorting out my faulty...
Royal Blues, I’m looking at you.
My mother is explaining how great all these email...
Is this my chance to ruin it for her like how she dispelled Santa for me. Or was that Satan.
Hmm.
Conversation with my director
Director: Cheer up you ugly old bastard.
Me: I will when my sodding migraine goes.
Director: Just give it a bollocking.
Me: That renowned medical technique?
Director: F*ck off and make the coffee.
Me: *Mutter Mutter*
Migraine, PS and the aroma of Turps are not good...
Heed this warning.
It's 4pm, I'm stuck in work with no sign of escape...
This all makes me even MORE hate filled, stabby, shouty, miserable than usual.
:( Someone cheer me up please.
Things you regret doing when half asleep #753....
And not noticing.
Erm, a question.
Overheard in the pub last night from a group of older ladies:
“The stuffing is coming out of my old purse.”
*yeah that’ll be all the receipts you’ve collected since you got it in 1976*
Also overheard:
“My new purse isn’t worn in yet.”
So my question is this, do purses require a statutory wearing in period? If so how long is it?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18) →
Tina Dico (12)
Groove Armada (10)
Metallica (9)
Queens of the Stone Age (8)
The Veronicas (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Someone pick me up off the floor
My breakfast is on time! And edible!
Hurrah for the new chef!
Finally circling the bit on the breakfast menu that says you’d like to enjoy your stay has paid off.
