July 2010
8 posts
Coworker romance update #2
This is what he sent her last night after ignoring her rudely all day… Also apparently he’s deaf to the words “it’s over”
“I’m sorry for the way i’m acting. I think i’m broken hearted, but i know it’s really no excuse. This is a learning curve for me quite honestly, my immaturity has ruined all my chances with my dream girl and i really...
1 tag
Text message convo between coworkers, I think he's...
Him: Ah fuck you then. I'd be happy if i never saw/spoke 2 u again. I hope ur happy, i feel utterly used. Seriously fuck you, you are the most self-centred person i have ever met. Ur right i do hate you.
Her: Wow keep going, I think you are onto a winner there.
Him: All i wanted 2 do all night was look u in the eye, kiss u and tell u it will be ok. Im so gutted. Im in a real mess.
Him: I wish u understood how upset i am about this. I had fallen for u. I do love you, im so upset. X
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
Goats have feelings too
(Probably)
June 2010
18 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-27) →
Biffy Clyro (14)
immediate (13)
Corner Stone Cues (10)
Godsized (5)
Florence + The Machine (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
So that's a no to having a normal dream then?
Thanks Tuesday, I’ll let you know when I’m done punching Monday in the face.
Thank you dream...
But I do not need defibrillating with a garden rake.
1 tag
“I just got a golden shower off a seagull.
Well that’s another box...”
– @pinkdonkey
3 tags
1 tag
May 2010
41 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-30) →
Chase & Status (13)
Champion (8)
Pendulum (6)
The xx (4)
AC/DC (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
1 tag
The continuity errors in my dreams are starting to...
Also hello again insomnia old friend
Of all the thing to spill on a bed...
Half a bottle of lucosade original isn’t a good one, especially when it’s not your bed and it looks like something else…
In other news. I’m awesome. And by awesome, I mean clumsy.
VAT returns done!
In your face, electronic government machine.
1 tag
Meeted up with @Crazycolours and @Pauljchambers
And I’ve not murdered them and cut up their bodies and fed them to pigeons.
The same cannot be said about the genius that has locked my car in the multistory which doesn’t open until 7am.
Fuck.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-16) →
Pendulum (12)
Paloma Faith (7)
Passion Pit (5)
Biffy Clyro (2)
Editors (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
2 tags
Please someone explain to me what Bieber fever...
Because currently it makes me want to nailgun cats to doors.
Dr. Who, once again reminding me that old people...
Fact.
“That looks like a total death trap, this can only end badly. Well, for someone...”
– It’s bad when I’ve said this twice in one day, let alone a year. And meant it… i’m going to hell
What's it like to be in a relationship with a...
crazycolours:
So far, it’s not too bad. It’s always been a fantasy of mine - now the balaclava he wears during sex has some authenticity at least. Feel less silly.
Ask me anything
Balaclava? I think you’ll find thats just @pauljchambers’ exquisitely crafted beard. I cannot believe you didn’t notice.
Thank you migraine but maybe I can have the sight...
It’s getting kind of annoying now.
2 tags
Sometimes goats stare at me
Can we get the government to look into this or something? (it’s not like they have much else on.)
“Trying to unweave, unwind, unravel
And piece together the past and the future”
– T.S. Eliot