Evelyn Violet Tawell. Born 20.1.12 06:11 Weighing 10lbs 1oz #harbinger  (Taken with instagram)

Evelyn Violet Tawell. Born 20.1.12 06:11 Weighing 10lbs 1oz #harbinger (Taken with instagram)

Protectors of the Realm (by Mr_7)

Protectors of the Realm (by Mr_7)

Menacing coat hook (Taken with instagram)

Menacing coat hook (Taken with instagram)

They have really pushed the boat out with wife’s bacon and cheese toasted sandwich… (Taken with instagram)

They have really pushed the boat out with wife’s bacon and cheese toasted sandwich… (Taken with instagram)

This looks toxic.  (Taken with instagram)

This looks toxic. (Taken with instagram)

Coworker says he is available if anyone feels horny.  (Taken with instagram)

Coworker says he is available if anyone feels horny. (Taken with instagram)

Mohawk or poop on its head? #kinderegg (Taken with instagram)

Mohawk or poop on its head? #kinderegg (Taken with instagram)

All of your T-Shirts are invalid.  (Taken with instagram)

All of your T-Shirts are invalid. (Taken with instagram)

I think this is the “Happy New Year” Look (Taken with instagram)

I think this is the “Happy New Year” Look (Taken with instagram)

Suspicious biscuit… (Taken with instagram)

Suspicious biscuit… (Taken with instagram)

When @pinkdonkey tried the pirate look (seconds before a parrot pooped both on my face and my phone) (Taken with instagram)

When @pinkdonkey tried the pirate look (seconds before a parrot pooped both on my face and my phone) (Taken with instagram)

Birdhawk (Taken with instagram)

Birdhawk (Taken with instagram)

Government Win! (Taken with instagram)

Government Win! (Taken with instagram)

Uncovered this badass wallpaper. #hideous (Taken with instagram)

Uncovered this badass wallpaper. #hideous (Taken with instagram)